Aeroplane
I think
I am an
aeroplane.
vroom vroom—
phwooooooooosh.
excuse me?
I just
think I’m an
aeroplane.
what?
I like to hold my
arms out like an
aeroplane.
that’s true.
I tried to be a boat
but I am not
naturally inclined towards water.
and I’m surely not a
racecar or a
train.
those don’t go
far enough
quick enough.
besides, you can only
join the
mile high club
in a plane.
hmmm.
C-O-N-C-O,
C-O-N-C-O,
C-O-N-C-O-R-D-E
was his name-o.