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Caution

March 22, 2020

watch out for crocodiles,
poorly stowed away bags
empty airplanes,
stray dentsists,
unusually attractive women over fifty,
planes during take off,
lonely wind turbines,
wind turbines with friends,
and dull traffic cones—
usually they end up dull because
they are jaded about their
career as traffic cones and
therefore try to bring you down
and nobody needs that negativity.