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Chocolate Chip

6/16/2020 ☼ poems

as you well know
cookie dough
will both make you
feel wonderful
and then every once
in a while,
give you e. coli
or salmonella,

and while
salmonella rhymes
with
nutella®,

you don’t want
that shit.

but most dangerous
is not the dough
itself,
but the chocolate chips.

this is where the
three marketeers, the
central intelligence agency,
the federal bakery of
lower intestination
hide their tracking beacons.

thank god
for shortbread.