Frequently Asked Questions

Did you actually drop out of high school?


Why aren’T you going to college?

Why should I? I’ve yet to talk to someone who can convince me that the time and money is worth it for my career path. Besides, I already wrote a book about dropping out—there’s no turning back now.

Can you help me design my book?

Yes, and I’d love to. Shoot me an email.

Can you ghostwrite for me?

For a lot of money, yes.

Do you self-publish your books?

Yes. Meaning it’s way less cool than having a book published by a major publisher.

Can I get a signed copy of one of your books?

Yes. After you make an order, shoot me an email with your name so I can sign your order before it’s shipped out.