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February 7, 2020

I’LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU,
BITCH ASS MOTHAFUCKA,

he said after
i lightly tossed my shoulder into him
as he rode into me
on his bike.

THE FUCK YOU WANT?
I CAN BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU

and i’m a gambling man,
so i turned around and stuck my tongue out
and laughed

and thirty seconds later
there he was
circling back around on his bike
ready to confront me

THE FUCK YOU WANT,
YOU WANT ME TO BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU?

no, not today.
what’s your name?

Carrell, he said
and i said,
Carrell
you were in my way
and i’m not trying to be an ass to you

he said,
i’m not trying to be mean either
and i said,
i know,
Carrell.

we shook hands,
i told him to stay safe out there
he was the friendliest person
i met all night.