What Did Dirty People Do?

i’ll tell my future kid
about the year a global pandemic
changed the world and how
it made people buy vacuums
to clean their homes,
and they started washing
their hands and
stopped touching their face,
and sanitizing the things
they touched,
and if my kid
has been raised well at
all, they’ll
ask:

what the fuck
did all those dirty
people do before?